The Masochistic Lion

[Edward Cullen]

Edward Cullen

charming, polite, determined, and very stubborn. He is very protective, He often over-analyzes situations and has a tendency to overreact, He retains some outdated speech from his human life in the early 20th century, and can be very romantic. Edward is a very complicated vampire. He tends to overreact easily, but has good intentions. He is a very deep thinker

climate of emotion
OTHER HALF ` IT WOULD HAVE MADE THE TOP TEN BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE
INSEPARABLE ` IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH, IN THE CENTER OF MY BONES
PRACTICALLY FAMILY ` WHAT DO VAMPIRES DO FOR BACHELOR PARTIES?
PARTNERS IN CRIME ` I GOT TIRED OF TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
CONFIDANTE ` IF YOU WERE SO STUBBORNLY SURE THAT YOU WERE RIGHT
BEST FRIEND ` GET A GOOD GRIP ON YOU, KICK OUT THE WALL, AND JUMP
CLOSE FRIEND ` A HYPNOTIST TOO, OR WAS I JUST A HOPELESS PUSHOVER
INNER CIRCLE ` THE RIGHT THING FOR ONE PERSON IS THE WRONG THING
GOOD FRIEND ` I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE SAY WHERE I'D BE WILLING
OUTER CIRCLE ` I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AWFUL IT MUST FEEL. BEING NORMAL
ENEMIES TURNED FRIENDS ` I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE
CHILDHOOD FRIEND ` WHEN IT RAINS, THE SOUND MAKES YOU RESTLESS
FAMILY FRIEND ` LIVE WITHOUT MY LIFE! CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MY SOUL
DRINKING FRIEND ` EVERYTHING'S SO MUCH MORE FUN WITH YOU AROUND
SECRET ` TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, SHE'LL BE UNAVAILABLE EVERY NIGHT
ON AND OFF ` IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HEADED OFF TO VEGAS TO BE A SHOWGIRL
FAKE ` NO ONE WILL DARE CALL YOU PLAIN WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU
ACQUAINTANCE ` EVERYTHING WAS UTTERLY NORMAL. IT WAS LIKE WAKING
FIRST NAME BASIS ` WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING
FRIEND OF A FRIEND ` IN A BETTER MOOD WHEN YOUR EYES ARE LIGHT
JUST MET ` WELL THAT JUST SUCKS! I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH MIKE NEWTON

he sauntered forward to kill me
BURN IN HELL ` AS LONG AS I WAS GOING TO HELL, I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT
HARDCORE HATRED ` NEVER GIVEN MUCH THOUGH TO HOW I WOULD DIE
ONE SIDED HATRED ` COMMON SENSE TOLD ME I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED
INTOLERABLE ` FROM THE CROWN OF MY HEAD TO THE SOLES OF MY FEET
MUTUAL DISLIKE ` DID YOU STAB EDWARD CULLEN WITH A PENCIL OR WHAT
ONE SIDED DISLIKE ` DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE A BASEBALL BAT SOMEWHERE
BARELY TOLERABLE ` WE ARE A BIT SENSITIVE TO BLOOD AROUND HERE.
BY ASSOCIATION ` THE UNIVERSE WOULD TURN TO A MIGHTY STRANGER
NEWFOUND ENEMIES ` IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE HAD DIED - LIKE I HAD DIED.
CONSTANT IRRITATION ` I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY YOU STABBED HIM.
OCCASIONAL IRRITATION ` TIME PASSES. EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE.
BACKSTABBED ` BELIEVED SOMETHING WAS TRUE BUT YOU WERE WRONG
CHEATED ON ` LOSING A WHOLE FUTURE, A WHOLE FAMILY - A WHOLE LIFE
ENVY ` STUMBLE AROUND LIKE THE TWO LUCKIEST SURVIVORS IN HISTORY
JEALOUSY ` CATHY'S A MONSTER BUT THERE WERE A FEW THINGS SHE GOT
RIVALRY ` I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD AND YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FREAK
FRIENDLY RIVALRY ` I'D WALK YOU BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT
INTIMIDATED ` WE HAD HAPPY ENDINGS WE'D ALL BE UNDER GRAVESTONES
FEAR ` THE TICK OF THE SECOND HAND ACHES LIKE THE PULSE OF BLOOD
DISGUST ` EVERYTIME WE TRIED, SHE ALL BUT RIPPED OUR THROATS OUT
ARGUMENTATIVE ` I LIVED IN A WORLD OF BLOODTHIRTSTY VENGEANCE
FRIENDS TURNED ENEMIES ` DID YOU JUST SERIOUSLY STAMP YOUR FOOT
TOLERANCE ` THERE WERE NO FOOTPRINT, THE LEAVES WERE STILL AGAIN
TENSION ` I'M SORRY IF THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF MISCOMMUNICATION
INDIFFERENCE ` SHE'S HAVING HYSTERICS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLAP HER

the lion and the lamb
TRUE LOVE ` I'LL SING ALL NIGHT IF IT WILL KEEP THE BAD DREAMS AWAY
IN LOVE ` PERISHED AND HE REMAINED, I SHOULD STILL CONTINUE TO BE
FINAL ` PROMISE TO LOVE YOU FOREVER, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF FOREVER
MARRIED ` I OFFERED ETERNAL SERVITUDE, REMEMBER. I'M YOUR SLAVE
ENGAGED ` TRUST ME JUST ONCE, YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF ORDINARY
CURRENT PARTNER ` I DAZZLE PEOPLE? DO I DAZZLE YOU? FREQUENTLY.
POSSIBLE FUTURE ` SOME KIND OF PERFECT, UNYIELDING SELF CONTROL
ON AND OFF ` AFTER ALL, HOW MANY WAYS CAN ONE HEART BE MANGLED
PAST ON GOOD TERMS ` HELL'S NOT SO BAD IF YOU GET TO KEEP AN ANGEL
PAST ON BAD TERMS ` WAS MORE THAN LOSING THE TRUEST OF TRUE LOVES
PAST WITH LINGERING FEELINGS ` YOU ARE EXACTLY MY BRAND OF HEROIN
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS ` I ALREADY KNOW HOW STRONG YOU ARE
PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP ` QUITE A PITY HOW THINGS TURNED OUT, ISN'T IT
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION ` MOST BEAUTIFUL THING HUMAN EYES HAD SEEN
SECRET ` ANY MOMENT IT COULD BE TOO MUCH, AND MY LIFE COULD END
IN DENIAL ` LIKE A FAIRYTALE AGAIN, WITH DEADLINES THAT ENDED MAGIC
FORBIDDEN ` DO YOU THINK EITHER OF THEM WOULD GIVE UP IF YOU DIED
CHEMISTRY ` THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THE WAY YOU TWO ARE
ADDICTIVE ` INTERESTING, AND BRILLIANT, AND MYSTERIOUS, AND PERFECT
OBSESSIVE ` FOR YOU TO BELIEVE IT, IF YOU'RE SMART - YOU'LL AVOID ME
DESTRUCTIVE ` THE MORE HUMAN EMOTIONS SEEM COMPREHENSIBLE TO ME
TENSION ` UNTIL BELLA SWAN MOVED HERE, WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS GAY
MUTUAL CRUSH ` WHEN SOMEBODY DOESN'T TELL ME HOW EDIBLE I SMELL
CRUSH ON HER ` SO WHAT WAS FAIRYTALE PROTOCAL FOR OTHER KISSES
CRUSH ON HIM ` LIFE MIGHT BE EASIER IF YOU WEREN'T IN LOVE WITH ME
FLIRTING ` JUST GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT NOW, AND LET THE CHIPS FALL
BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH` PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME NOT VOMIT ON HIM
marry me BUDDIES ` THE PRINCE WAS NEVER COMING BACK TO KISS ME AWAKE
FLEETING GLANCES ` IF I COULD DREAM AT ALL, IT WOULD BE ABOUT YOU
ONE NIGHT STAND ` HOW LOVE GAVE SOMEONE THE POWER TO BREAK YOU
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ` IT WORKED BETTER THAT I THOUGHT IT COULD
ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS ` PROBABLY HYPERVENTILATING IN THE KITCHEN

mind over matter
SIBLING ` DIDN'T HAVE QUITE THE SAME UPBRINING AS MY SIBLINGS HERE
HALF-SIBLING ` I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SIT WITH ANYBODY BUT HIS FAMILY
STEP-SIBLING ` DO YOU THINK WE'RE A BUNCH OF SUPERSTITIOUS NATIVES
PARENT ` YOU'VE EXPERIANCED THE WAY I CAN MANIPULATE THE EMOTIONS
EXTENDED FAMILY ` LEGEND CLAIMS THAT WE DESCENDED FROM WOLVES
IN-LAW ` IT PASSES UNEVENLY IN STRANGE LURCHES AND DRAGGING LULLS
FUTURE FAMILY ` YOU REALIZE HOW THE FEELINGS IN A ROOM AFFECT ME
TEACHER ` I'VE ALREADY GONE CRAZY ONCE, I KNOW WHAT MY LIMITS ARE
MENTOR ` THOUGHT I NEEDED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO THROW A PUNCH
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ` THIS IS NOT SOMETHING OUR TREATY ANTICIPATED
GOOD INFLUENCE ` YOU THINK EVERYBODY GETS THEIR WAY SO EASILY
BAD INFLUENCE ` WHAT A STUPID LAMB. WHAT A SICK, MASOCHISTIC LION
RESPECT ` YOU AREN'T THE BEST JUDGE OF WHAT IS OR ISN'T DANGEROUS
DISRESPECT ` IT'S NOT REASONABLE TO GRIEVE WHEN IT COMES TO AN END
TRUST ` AND YOU ACCUSED ME OF DAZZLING PEOPLE - POOR JACOB BLACK
DISTRUST ` NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO PRONE TO LIFE THREATENING IDIOCY
PROTECTIVE ` LIKES HE'S ABOUT TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A BULLET
ADMIRATION ` I'M DISCOVERING THAT I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH HEATHCLIFF
LOVE-HATE ` TO TAKE ON THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
CONFUSED ` DOESN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING - BUT WHICH OF OURS DOES
ROOM MATE ` IT'S SO LIGHT. IT'S THE ONE PLACE WE NEVER HAVE TO HIDE
WORKING RELATIONSHIP ` I EXPECT IT THEN. I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT
TENSE ` PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE MADE OUR ALCOHOLIC A HEROIN ADDICT
AWKWARD ` NO MATTER HOW PERFECT THE DAY IS, IT ALWAYS HAS TO END
COMPLICATED ` WHAT IF I'M NOT A SUPERHERO? WHAT IF I'M THE BAD GUY
STALKER ` MAGICAL IN ITS BEAUTY, HER EYES BLACK IN HER WHITE FACE
FAN ` OFFERS YOU A DREAM SO FAR BEYOND ANY OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS
WILL CHANGE ` CHANGE WAS COMING. IT WASN'T A PLEASANT PROSPECT
OTHER (SPECIFY) ` YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HEAR PEOPLE

this plot was made by saxon of white pages. don't delete this
little thing please. seriously, you're a tool if you do. all of the
relationship quotes come from stephanie myers books, but a
lot of them, well, most of them, come from twilight. when you
are writing up a history for this character, please don't make
it half-assed and boring. cheers.

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[Edward Cullen]

do i dazzle you?